Today, feeling helpless, I pulled up my harem pants all the way up to my chin, and tucked my arms into them so I was just a head on top of some harem pants and legs.
I went up to my Mum on the balcony and said 'Mum.'
She looked at me and said,
'How odd, I sent my daughter off to Cambridge with two arms, two legs and a head. She came back, no arms, not sure about the head - the legs are pretty good still though. But now she's not very useful for museum work. The NHB didn't know what to do with her, so they made her an exhibition. For 6 years.'
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