Lack of artistry

i think i am someone born devoid of artisticness in my veins, despite the fact that my parents think other wise.
i mean, those 'gestural' and 'abstract' school paintings were just basically splattering paint on paper in strange shapes,
and the lampshade in my rooms was just a matter of drawing circles and squiggles which could be interpreted as noses (though if you saw it on its own you'd probably think it was a snake with a terrible stomach ache.)