Monday, January 2, 2012

i have absolutely no powers of gravitation


this happens to me all the time.
Like ALL the time.
I get some creepy little (yes younger/shorter than me) boy following me around while i try to extricate myself without seeming rude.
WHY? is it because i'm still unattached (sometimes i think God has destined me for singlehood :( )
my solution (gah now i sound like some ghastly woman advertising for face cream)
is to try as much as i can to ignore.
which doesn't work (just like the face creams in those ads)
UGH

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