I was wrong all along

The aeroplane ride was horrible.

I sat behind three screaming kiddies, one who vomited on Hannah's shoes. eeeeyou

But on a happier note, the breakfast was really nice.

I had an english breakfast. Omelette yum sausage yum mushrooms(bleurgh. I am a very picky eater) and tomatoes. And orange juice/

So long, Farewell, Auf wiedershein (?) goodbye

So i have 8:43 minutes left to write this and i just want to say.
ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY, I'm in changi airport on FRIDAY
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND!
Yesterday was Thursday (thursday), and to-o-day is Friday!
WE SO EXCITED WE SO EXCITED!

Can't wait to get to England. I love Aeroplanes and Aeroplane food.
Did anyone notice i changed my spelling of airplane/aeroplane?

That's cos i'm ready for new things.
OH YEAH.

England here i COMEEEEEE

wet blanket: my school books/holiday homework took up one whole suitcase.
well, most of it. my waterproof jacket and my dads book were there too.

I'll Miss you Sue

You and Megan make me laugh so much, because you love hate each other so much.

And you make megan do strange karate moves :)

WHAT WILL THE CHOIR LAUGH AT WHEN YOU ARE GONE.

Please call us from Australia.

If you adopt a Koala, please let me talk to it

P.S i advise against adopting a kangaroo because they can kill people with their legs.

Keep in being so very individual

            YOU

Flying tomorrow

FLYING TO ENGLAND TOMORROW.

will write more from there.

hopefully.

i don't know how much computer time there will be there.

Finally i will be escaping the clutches of academic run Singapore and will be able to stroll down the lazy lanes of ixworth.

YAY

I MIGHT BE DOING WORSHIP FOR YOUTH CAMP THIS YEAR :)

I've been sleeping too late

I was dropping off all the time today.

I'm not Happy.

Its proven that people with more sleep grow taller.

It's also proven that people who sleep less get eye bags.

NOOOOOOO

My thought processes

I was thinking of Cry me a river, which we're doing in choir

Makes me think of

Which makes me think of

which makes me happy so i think of

which makes me think:

And so i stop

oops

I've been an ugly girl all week.

NO MORE

Lets call it what it is

I have been studying Hitlers persecution of the Jews.

its beastly.

God forbid that the world should ever sink to those depths of inhumanity again.

I'm coming home

I always dreamed of having a sibling band :)

what happened to childhood

I was walking to school a few days ago and i saw a little girl. Probably about 8 years old, carrying a bag covered in skulls! i was so disturbed. whats happening to the children who are supposed to be innocent and sugar sweet? What kind of child chooses a school bag covered in dead people's heads?

What happened to barbie and the nutcracker bags with pink ribbons?

soon we'll have kids who are like mini-teenagers.

HELP!

Don't you bring me down today

Unicorns

water drunk

Yesterday after ballet me and Emily went to the water cooler. we were thirsty.

i filled my bottle once like a sensible person then started drinking it as i went up the escalator. Emily filled her bottle sipped a bit filled it up again, sipped a bit, filled it up again....

then on the escalator she said "I'm water drunk."

i think the guy next to us didn't get it

Spreading the love

I've been so happy over these few days.

I should really spread the love.

Someone said: Happiness is like a perfume that you can't put on someone else without a few drops spilling on yourself

Well, the same should go the other way around right?

So I'm going to be a awesome person this week

a better, new improved positive Miriam

I will cheer people up

I will be nice to my turtle

I will do all my homework

I will not forget to give money for offering on Sunday

I will do my QT at least three times like i promised at the start of the year

I will spread my happiness so everyone will become like little glowing light sticks, radiating with positivity

oohh sundays fundays

Yesterday morning i woke up and it was Sunday. and i was so happy.

I had a perfect breakfast and then wore nice clothes to church. sadly my nice clothes included flats which gave me three blisters.

In church, i sat two people away from the person who makes my heart feel like a glass balloon.

And i didn't say a word to him the whole time, but i still felt happy.

After church we(me and mum) took the bus home but stopped off at da paolo and cold storage and bought:

pasta sauce, a packet of chocolate chips, marinated artichokes and...

wait for it

A CHOCOLATE CHIP SCONE

Then i ate lunch (pasta with da paolo sauce) and had half the scone for dessert while watching flushed away

and then i did my homework and went to Emily's house to watch the king's speech but i ended up playing barbies with her and Rebecca (lets relive our childhoods ya) while her brother gave us music on the guitar (we got to choose the songs)

and then when i got home i read a few chapters of the silver brumby and then fell asleep in my mum's bed.

I love Sundays

Let them eat cake

why is that a french saying anyway?

it should be an English one.

after all, you hear about English muffins, not french muffins

though you do have french braids and no English braids.

maybe braid was misheard as bread? 

Music=Math

My friend did a project on how music and math were related last year.

Ok, not my friend, my aquaintance.

But really, she should have just google imaged it and voila!

Hypthesis proven.

THANK GOD

I think someone should dye Prince harry's hair black, give him some glasses and a wand and send him to hogwarts to meet and subsequently marry emma watson.

I feel you man

I'm an english/literature/history/science (but not physics) person

Sugar

Today i found out that oreos have the same amount of sugar in them as ONE TUB OF BEN AND JERRYS!
Why.
I love oreos, except for the fact that they look really fake cos they are BLACK. Chocolate is brown, not black.
Eating one oreo is a complicated process. First, you must carefully open the biscuit so that the inside doesn't crack of split, neither can you let the biscuit break. then, gently peel out the whole sugary part with your finger, and balance it precariously on your finger. (If it falls off, pick it up within two seconds and blow it. Then balance it again)
After that, eat the black parts, one by one.
Then roll the white part up and eat it like a sausage.

Bye bye

Yesterday my brother told me our new baby turtle died.
We bought it from Ghim Moh market as a companion for our other turtle OJ (Oliver Joe).
He was half the size of OJ.
We called him AJ (Andrew junior)
He only ate 2 pellets of turtle food, and then sat on a rock and thought deep thoughts while OJ scoffed AJ's share of food, despite me screaming at him bad OJ BAD OJ NOOOOOOOOOOO
The next day, he didn't eat anything at all, and the tank as quite dirty so i cleaned it. Two days later, i found out he died.
I only had him for a few days but i loved him already because he was so sweet and curious.
I don't think OJ misses him much though.

They see me riding

Today, i rode a bicycle to ACJC and back to deliver a tennis skirt, a pair of french horn earrings, a hello kitty clip and a hand phone charger cord to my sister.

I think i almost killed myself about 3 times by crossing the road when a car was coming.

But here i am, alive.

A lot of people looked at me strangely.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN SOMEONE ON A BIKE BEFORE?

I am happy for i have now fulfilled my daily exercise quota

Walking backwards

This is me and my friend emily when we are grown up. Sadly, i am the uglier one with the center parting because i have NO CURLY HAIR.

Do you think they, i mean we, are walking forward?

No, my friend, they are walking backwards. Thats what me and Emily did the whole time after ballet and most of the time before ballet. Its supposed to burn calories more than walking forward.

Anyway, we got some strange looks and i almost bumped into a pot plant and a lady. Emily also almost bumped into an emo guy on the way to the toilet. And i didn't warn her that there was a guy right behind her for her to bump into.

Still we laughed.

Also, we relieved the days of forhead fighting and elbow fighting. I think we were crazy kids. But thats why we decided everyone should have a day to walk backwards. called turn back time day.

And maybe then we could relive the past.

<3

Inspection

I recently looked in the mirror and tried to find any resemblence between myself and twiggy.

Because i thought if there was, i would have at least a reassurance that my face was pretty, even though i have no fashion sense and my body looks like it belongs to a nine year old. a tall nine year old, but still. A NINE YEAR OLD

I treid to pretend we have similar mouths. but hers is more dramatic. Then i tried to kid myself that we had the same eyes. But seriously. I think her eyes are a product of God's hand and a heavenly tube of mascara.

Maybe there's still hope for my nose to grow thinner. I used to peg it to make it have a sembalance of a nosebridge.

I like what Twiggy said: "I used to be a thing. I'm a person now."

There's hope for me yet.

I like

Wherever you go, carry with you a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite.

Furthermore, carry with you a small snake.

The quote of the forever.

I thought you were a rock

Dear Mr Person in the bus,
I am so sorry for mistaking your foot for the rock thingy that hold the bus poles up and stepping on it for really long and only realising it was a living, breathing foot when you said ouch.
Im sorry for mumbling sorry and then turning away so i wouldn't see the face connected to the foot i stepped on cos i'd probably be at a loss for what to do, then burst into hysterical laughter, therefore embarrassing myself forever and being unable to take the 153 home ever again in case the bus uncle recognises me, and then be stranded at school, resulting in my utter boredom, stress and probable death.
Lots of love,
the girl who thought she was light enough to step on a rock without it saying ouch

climb every mountain

Today i came home and acted like a slob. This means i'm not a slob but took time today to experience what it was like to be a slob today.
It actually felt really bad.
I came home, made lunch, then read my comfort books for THE ENTIRE DAY until my dad asked me to stop being a slob and go down and excercise. Then (so as to continue being a slob and thus defeating the purpose of going downstairs) , i read my book while swave boarding round the neighbourhood and and trying to look cool and multi tasking.
Then i started worrying that my eyesight would deteriorate, because it wasn't exactly bright anymore.

I'm a duck

My choir teacher is the sweetest lady ever.

After SYF  (we got gold with honours by the way) she gave each of us (and there are 69) a rubber duck

and she said these very inpiring words: I hope you will all continue to be like ducks. Calm and collected on the surface, but working hard under the water.

My duck squeaks too

royal wedding




 

Im excited for the royal wedding.

Even though i dont live in england and

even though i probably wont watch it because i have my NAPFA test that day and will arrive home and throw myself at my bed, shower and kitchen (though probably not in that order)

I'm PROUD TO BE HALF BRITISH :)

I will attend the wedding in spirit

Macaroons and nail varnish

i don't like macaroons

i think its sinful how they look so pretty and then taste like cardboard.

it just hurts my feelings.

i painted my nails over the easter weekend, but i had to take it off today because of school tomorrow.

and my nail polish remover didn't work!

i found out it was meant for detachable nails.

really. detachable nails?

bad bad bad bad bad.

i had to resort to using my nail scissors to scrape off the stuff.