Sugar

Today i found out that oreos have the same amount of sugar in them as ONE TUB OF BEN AND JERRYS!
Why.
I love oreos, except for the fact that they look really fake cos they are BLACK. Chocolate is brown, not black.
Eating one oreo is a complicated process. First, you must carefully open the biscuit so that the inside doesn't crack of split, neither can you let the biscuit break. then, gently peel out the whole sugary part with your finger, and balance it precariously on your finger. (If it falls off, pick it up within two seconds and blow it. Then balance it again)
After that, eat the black parts, one by one.
Then roll the white part up and eat it like a sausage.