My mum, trying to plan a speech therapy session (i think it was to do with pronouncing the words lucky vs yucky, so maybe something to do with dark 'l's), just asked me what would be very lucky for a young boy to see.
Mum "....what do you think would be lucky for him to see?"
Me "Jesus."
Mum "...He's Jewish... "How to lose a client in one session" "
Me (trying to salvage the situation) "Father Christmas"
My Mother just looked at me
and then i remembered that Jews don't celebrate Christmas
I will never be a politician
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